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download ¹ eBook or Kindle ePUB ↠ Eliza Crewe Eliza Crewe ↠ 3 summary review Cracked author Eliza Crewe Ð eBook or Kindle ePUB Meet Meda She eats peopleWell technically she eats their soul But she totally promises to only go for people who deserve it She’s special It’s not her fault she enjoys it She can’t help being a bad guy Besides what else can she do Her mother was killed and it’s not like there are any other “soul eaters” around to show her how to be different That is until the three men i. Yes Fuck yes This was fucking awesome How awesome you ask Well the last YA book that gave me these kinds of feels was Angelfall THAT WAS OVER THREE YEARS AGOIf you look at Crewe s author page you ll learn that she s an avid reader It shows Only a true devourer of literature would know how to avoid so many tropes and themes There were none in this book At least none of the ones that piss me off And if you know me even in the least you know how rare that is This MC is an unapologetic sociopath The cast of miscreants who are supposed to be the good guys BTW that surround her are eually imperfect and yet eually lovable The plot contains one twist after another The world is richly imagined and flawlessly fleshed out And the grand finale my very favorite part of this book Drum roll pleaseTHIS IS NOT SOME CHEESY ROMANCE MASUERADING AS ACTIONADVENTURE THIS IS THE REAL FUCKING DEAL PEOPLEcue applauseIn short why the hell haven t of you read this Blog Facebook Twitter Instagram Pinterest

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download ¹ eBook or Kindle ePUB ↠ Eliza Crewe Eliza Crewe ↠ 3 summary review Cracked author Eliza Crewe Ð eBook or Kindle ePUB N suits show upThey can do what she can do They’re like her Meda might finally have a chance to figure out what she is The problem They kind of want to kill her Before they get the chance Meda is rescued by crusaders members of an elite group dedicated to wiping out Meda’s kind This is her chance Play along with the “good guys” and she’ll finally figure out what exactly he. Fuck yeah Can I give the book 5 stars and give Meda 10 Is that possibleLove her JustMedaALL THE STARS Just take them you snarky little bitch She is hands down the best female protagonist I have ever had the privilege to read aboutIt s not that she s really evil per say I mean she does sort of eat people occasionally but most of them deserved it coughBut what really impressed me was her inner dialogue Crewe has created a young female character who thinks exactly the way I wish every young female character would think When I rolled my eyes at something the inspirational boy hero said so did Meda When I thought She should probably just eat that nice idiot and make a run for it wouldn t you know she was thinking the same thing I mean sure he seemed nice and all but a girl s gotta do what a girl s gotta do And yes I realize I m overusing exclamation points I just can t help myself right now It s taken me forever to write this review and I still can t process the right words to say how much I loved this book I have nothing NOTHINGinsert mindless suealing hereOkMedais so AWESOMEWait Stop Come back I swear I ll think of something deep breathWhat I m trying to say I guess is that it s not the journey you take with the plot so much as it is the journey inside Meda s mind that makes this one so much fun to readAlso there s no romance for our main character But there is a romance The one between the other two characters In fact those guys are the traditional hero heroine we re used to seeing in young adult novelsThe guy is handsome strong talented and good The ladies want him and the men want to be himHe isThe Golden Boy Or as Meda calls himThe IdiotThe girl is tough self sacrificing and smarter than everyone else in the room She has an injury that makes everyone else feel the need to protect her but she just wants to prove that she can fight alongside the other huntersShe isThe Wounded Warrior Or as Meda calls herThe GimpAnd these geeks are who Meda gets stuck with while she s trying to figure out who what she is and why she does the things she does How does she get stuck with them you askWell she ate the wrong bad guy got jumped by some demons rescued by Golden Boy interrogated by Wounded Warrior and sort of passes herself off as a victim to gain access to this group of demon hunters with all their knowledge about soul suckers like herself Cause she s sorta in the dark about who she is and why she does the things she does Her mom was the only one who knew about her appetite and uite rightly kept her away from the other people But her mom died without explaining much of anything to her and she s been on her own for a while now And the only thing keeping her from going full on chompy is the conscience she borrowed from her motherM kay There were SECRETS regarding her mother that I figured out fairly early on I think they were supposed to be revelations Alas no Did that lessen my enjoyment of the story you askWere you skimming this review I mean did you not read the first bits where I was all screaming and fainting and flailing aroundSheeshCome on people Keep up Again it s the trip within Meda s mind that s the real draw to Cracked The plot is almost a parody of all the other young adult books out there I mean it s not that it s uninteresting it s just wouldn t be anything special without Meda pointing out all the inconsistencies and plot holes in her headIn other words Meda is AWESOME Ok ok I m doneAlso reviewed for Game of Bimbofication Part 2 rescued by crusaders members of an elite group dedicated to wiping out Meda’s kind This is her chance Play along with the “good guys” and she’ll finally figure out what exactly he. Fuck yeah Can I give the book 5 stars and give Meda 10 Is that possibleLove her JustMedaALL THE STARS Just take them you snarky little bitch She is hands down the best female protagonist I have ever had the privilege to Sermons Preached Upon Several Occasions Vol 1 of 5 read aboutIt s not that she s The Fatima Century really evil per say I mean she does sort of eat people occasionally but most of them deserved it coughBut what Leah Starrs Revenge really impressed me was her inner dialogue Crewe has created a young female character who thinks exactly the way I wish every young female character would think When I Pieces 8 Pieces #8 rolled my eyes at something the inspirational boy hero said so did Meda When I thought She should probably just eat that nice idiot and make a Time Flies and Other Short Plays Time Flies Degas C'Est Moi Dr Fritzthe Forces of Light Basel's in Arms Arabian Nights Enigma Variations the Mystery of Twicknam Vicarage run for it wouldn t you know she was thinking the same thing I mean sure he seemed nice and all but a girl s gotta do what a girl s gotta do And yes I Fall (VIP Book 3) (English Edition) realize I m overusing exclamation points I just can t help myself Drawing Dead Faolan OConnor Book 1 right now It s taken me forever to write this Trails Tales of Yosemite the Central Sierra review and I still can t process the China's Son Growing Up in the Cultural Revolution right words to say how much I loved this book I have nothing NOTHINGinsert mindless suealing hereOkMedais so AWESOMEWait Stop Come back I swear I ll think of something deep breathWhat I m trying to say I guess is that it s not the journey you take with the plot so much as it is the journey inside Meda s mind that makes this one so much fun to Welcome to the Desert of the Real Five Essays on September 11 and Related Dates readAlso there s no Dead End Bluff romance for our main character But there is a King Noah Blindness and the Vision of Seers romance The one between the other two characters In fact those guys are the traditional hero heroine we Princess to Pleasure Slave Chronicles (Book Three): Lusty Prey of the Huntress (English Edition) re used to seeing in young adult novelsThe guy is handsome strong talented and good The ladies want him and the men want to be himHe isThe Golden Boy Or as Meda calls himThe IdiotThe girl is tough self sacrificing and smarter than everyone else in the Factory of Death room She has an injury that makes everyone else feel the need to protect her but she just wants to prove that she can fight alongside the other huntersShe isThe Wounded Warrior Or as Meda calls herThe GimpAnd these geeks are who Meda gets stuck with while she s trying to figure out who what she is and why she does the things she does How does she get stuck with them you askWell she ate the wrong bad guy got jumped by some demons Thirteen Plus One The Winnie Years #5 rescued by Golden Boy interrogated by Wounded Warrior and sort of passes herself off as a victim to gain access to this group of demon hunters with all their knowledge about soul suckers like herself Cause she s sorta in the dark about who she is and why she does the things she does Her mom was the only one who knew about her appetite and uite Rapid Math Without A Calculator rightly kept her away from the other people But her mom died without explaining much of anything to her and she s been on her own for a while now And the only thing keeping her from going full on chompy is the conscience she borrowed from her motherM kay There were SECRETS Almost Late for School And More School Poems regarding her mother that I figured out fairly early on I think they were supposed to be Seduced by My Doms The Doms of Genesis #5 revelations Alas no Did that lessen my enjoyment of the story you askWere you skimming this The Certainty of Violet Luke review I mean did you not Kane Richards Must Die read the first bits where I was all screaming and fainting and flailing aroundSheeshCome on people Keep up Again it s the trip within Meda s mind that s the Astaroth et Bernadette real draw to Cracked The plot is almost a parody of all the other young adult books out there I mean it s not that it s uninteresting it s just wouldn t be anything special without Meda pointing out all the inconsistencies and plot holes in her headIn other words Meda is AWESOME Ok ok I m doneAlso How to Be a Lot Less Stupid A Guide to Critical Thinking in Business reviewed for

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download ¹ eBook or Kindle ePUB ↠ Eliza Crewe Eliza Crewe ↠ 3 summary review Cracked author Eliza Crewe Ð eBook or Kindle ePUB R ‘kind’ isBe careful what you wish for Playing capture the flag with her mortal enemies babysitting a teenage boy with a hero complex and trying to keep one step ahead of a too clever girl are bad enough But the Hunger is gaining on herThe she learns the worse it gets And when Meda uncovers a shocking secret about her mother her past and her destiny she may finally give into it. Find all of my reviews at Stars I eat souls The packaging can be tricky but fortunately I am blessed with special skills to pry my meals from their pesky shells My teeth rip skin my jaws snap bones I am fast lightning fast snuff oh was that your life fast Holy f What did I just read Permission denied Keep your st together Mitchell This soooooooo should not have been a success for Kelly and the Book Boar YA fantasy is NOT our bag You re talking about a genre filled with a bunch of mamby pambies and terrible world building and overuseabuse of the same tired out themes over and over and over again What just happenedTo put it in a nutshell Meda happened Meda isn t your ordinary YA heroine She has a little something different hiding under her surface She s just a teensie bit demonic And it was AWESOME While other girls spend their time chasing after vampires and werewolves and falling into instalove with anyone who has a peen Meda goes around sucking the souls out of bad guys well mostly bad guys You see in addition to Meda being a soul eater she has another little secret and spends her free time nom nomming the bad guys on behalf of the ghosts who seek her help I suspect they never really feel guilt but I make sure they drown in regret Red sticky regret Not only did Meda totally kick ass but she did it with the absolute BEST voice of a YA female MC I ve ever read and a most delicious dry wit And after all the butt kicking and being badly good were over Cracked went where no other paranormal book has been able to go Dear Meda please ignore the gaggle of screaming fangirls I m fairly certain we ll both be happiest if you choose me the middle aged chubbo with a collection of dead critters to be your bestie Anyone who can make this grumpy cat fart rainbows is the one I should split a BFF necklace with Blame Credit for this review goes to Liz Although I now see about a jillion of my GR friends have read thishave it on their TBR it was her review that made me finally break down


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    review Cracked author Eliza Crewe Ð eBook or Kindle ePUB 5 ENTIRELY DESERVED AND BRIGHT STARS I’m going to be VERY honest with you guysI want to eat this book Nom nomI want to devour every word and every chapter slowly and taste its flavours because if it’s as amazing as the reading was it may be even better than pizza Or sushi Or ice cream Nom nomYes believe it

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    summary Cracked author Eliza Crewe review Cracked author Eliza Crewe Ð eBook or Kindle ePUB download ¹ eBook or Kindle ePUB ↠ Eliza Crewe I really really fucking hate it when a character in a book refers to a character in another book and exclaims She's just like me No beeyotch you are not Elizabeth Bennet snaps fingers No you are not Juliet Do you even realize how stupidly the characters in Romeo Juliet behaved? Nuh uh Don't you dare make that claimTherefore it is with the greatest amount of shame and hypocritical horror when I found myself lau

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    review Cracked author Eliza Crewe Ð eBook or Kindle ePUB Fuck yeah Can I give the book 5 stars and give Meda 10? Is that possible?Love her JustMedaALL THE STARS Just take them you snarky little bitch She is hands down the best female protagonist I have ever had the privilege to read aboutIt's not that she's really evil per say I mean she does sort of eat people occasionally but most of them deserved it coughBut what really impressed me was her inner dialogue Crewe has created a young female chara

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    review Cracked author Eliza Crewe Ð eBook or Kindle ePUB My morality is almost a contortionist It wasn't so much the plot as it was E V E R Y T H I N G It was the characters oh my god Meda and Jo the writing the humor the adventures the innocents and the evils It was basically every single thing that made up one hell of an awesomely pure entertainment of a book» if you want to write a story about the 'chosen one' this is the way you do it Otherwise I don't think you

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    review Cracked author Eliza Crewe Ð eBook or Kindle ePUB summary Cracked author Eliza Crewe Find all of my reviews at Stars I eat souls The packaging can be tricky but fortunately I am blessed with special skills to pry my meals from their pesky shells My teeth rip skin; my jaws snap bones I am fast lightning fast snuff oh was that your life? fast Holy f^ What did I just read????? Permission denied Keep your st together Mitchell This soooooooo should not have been a success for Kelly and the Book Boar

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    summary Cracked author Eliza Crewe review Cracked author Eliza Crewe Ð eBook or Kindle ePUB Eliza Crewe ↠ 3 summary Don't be distracted by Tommy Hanks I'm the one in the yellow dressBR with my BBB's buddiesYep it's true Cracked lives up to its hype Even though it's not perfect Cracked kicks every YA book's ass out there that says We're YA we'll u

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