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DOWNLOAD ↠ Ready Player One Librarian's note An alternate cover edition can be found hereIN THE YEAR 2044 reality is an ugly place The only time teenage Wade Watts really feels alive is when he's jacked into the virtual utopia known as the OASIS Wade's devoted his lif. I originally gave this book 3 stars as harmless lightweight fun but my opinion of it declined as time went by Then after reading Armada I fully realized what a talentless one trick hack that Cline really is so I changed this rating Plus his outraged hardcore fans kept coming on here and telling me that I missed the point since I didn t give it 5 stars so I might as well give them something to really be mad about If you re one of those Cline fans who wants to whine about it in the comments I will just delete it and block youAdventures in Time Mowing After my laptop fused to my lawn mower due to a freak lightning strike I discovered that I could use it to travel through time Wow where d you come from I m from 2011 Got a time mower and decided to come to the future I ll spare you the full origin story My name s Kemper I m Wade Watts Welcome to 2044 Thanks I gotta say things are looking kind of grim around here Are those mobile homes stacked up like hillbilly skyscrapers Yeah I live in one of them We ve had a lot of problems once the cheap fossil fuels started running out Life kinda sucks ass these days Fortunately we ve got the OASIS What s that It s this virtual reality that s kind of a combination of the Internet and the biggest MMORPG ever made Here put this on and I ll show you Hey this is pretty sweet Wade But what s with all this old stuff here in your virtual room It looks like the 80s vomited in here Oh it s part of my research for the contest See the guy who invented the OASIS was this old nerd named James Halliday He left an Easter egg hidden somewhere in the OASIS and whoever finds it wins the prize He was totally obsessed with the 80s and nerdly stuff like computers sci fi cartoons movies comics and video games He left three keys to three gates hidden in here and the clues have to be stuff that he loved So a lot of people like me have to know all about the 80s to hunt for the egg How long has this been going on For years now Nobody has found the first key yet And you what Watch movies from the 80s Listen to the music Read his favorite books Play old video games It s even bigger than that Because of the contest the entire world is obsessed with the 80s The clothes and hairstyles are considered cool again Really Well I gotta get the hell out of here then Thanks for showing me this Wade How do I log out You re leaving already Don t you want toOh my god You said you were from 2011 And you re in your 40s right Well just barely So you actually lived through the 80s Afraid so High school class of 1988 That s awesome You gotta tell me all about it Kemper Kid why would you want to hear about that You re sitting here with enough computer power to download everything from the collected works of Shakespeare to the entire run of The Wire and you want to hear about the 80s Just for a contest I love the 80s It was the coolest time ever Uh not really In fact I think the 90s beat the shit out of them That not worrying about the Cold War thing was a relief and the music was a lot better Plus we got to wear flannel That was fun But you got to play the old video games in the actual arcades and you saw the first generation of home computers come out Plus music videos and John Hughes movies and Rubik s Cubes and Michael Jackson s Thriller album and Yeah Wade I lived through it all I remember when MTV played music videos and when Eddie Murphy was funny But you re making me sad kid Why Lemme tell you a story Wade About ten years after I got out of high school an old buddy I had stayed in touch with had a birthday bash and invited a bunch of us that used to run around together So we re at his house drinking and playing cards just like the old days and catching up and playing Remember when It was a lot of fun but we d been listening to hair metal and classic rock all night and at one point I was flipping through the CD s Actual CD s Not downloads Hell I m so old even my post high school stories are dated now Yes Wade real CD s Anyhow I found a new Foo Fighters album and I put it in And this one guy made a face and asked me why I had taken the Guns n Roses out And I said something like the nostalgia had been fun but I needed something from that decade Being completely serious he said that he didn t know how I could listen to that stuff and that he still listened to the same exact music we did in high school He had just replaced his old cassettes with CD s The guy had completely managed to miss grunge and was perfectly happy with the same play list in 1998 that he d been listening to in 1988 And that was one of the saddest things I ever heard Wade But maybe he just really liked that stuff I liked it too once upon a time And I can still belt out a pretty good version of Relax when Frankie Goes to Hollywood comes on the radio but it was a certain time and place Now it s done I find it depressing that someone of Gen X would want to be stuck there and never moved on to anything new But it got worse after that Wade Because we got older and then the media started catering to us by going for nostalgia trips on everything from trying to remake the Knight Rider TV show to shitty movies like The Transformers and GI Joe to the goddamn Smurfs I m tired of it in 2011 Wade I don t want a new Indiana Jones movie I want the NEXT Indiana Jones But no one is working on that because all of us got obsessed with regurgitating our childhoods over and over That is kind of sad Kemper What s even sadder is seeing it happen to a generation that didn t even live through it When I was a teenager I got sick to death of baby boomer nostalgia and there d be these kids my age who tried to be like damn dirty hippies by wearing tie dye shirts and going to listen to Grateful Dead tribute bands They were nostalgic for an era that wasn t even theirs and I always thought it was a waste Don t be like that Wade You seem like a nice kid Don t sit here watching Family Ties reruns and playing Space Invaders and making jokes about Ewoks That was then This is now It s your time and you should be out there trying to find the stuff that will become part of your own memories of growing up not rehashing ours Gee Kemper That s a really good point You ve opened my eyes Thanks a lot You re welcome Wade By the way what the hell was this prize that was so good that it got the entire world doing the safety dance again Oh the winner gets the controlling interest in Halliday s company and his personal fortune which is about 240 billion dollars Did you say 240 billion Dollars Yes so how about we log off Maybe I ll take a walk and see if I can find this girl I like I ve been Screw that Fire this rig up Wade Put on some Def Leppard and find me a pair of acid washed jeans and some high top Reeboks Let s start looking for clues For 240 billion I ll live through the 80s again I didn t actually hate this book It did a lot of very clever stuff regarding an entire virtual universe And for a member of Gen X it was a fast and fun romp down memory lane It was kind of like Snow Crash meets the Scott Pilgrim Vs The World movieBut I ve got a personal pet peeve against people trying to live in the past and since this book is nostalgia porn the basic premise did rub me the wrong way The idea that the kids of the 2040s are just watching episodes of 80s TV shows and playing Donkey Kong really kind of depressed me I stole that phrase from Flannery s review Sorry Flannery It was just too goodI might have been able to get past it a little easier if at least one of the kids said something like Jesus I hate this 80s bullshit I can t wait until his freakin contest is over so I can live in the here and now But instead all of them treat it like it s the greatest entertainment ever So even though a few post 80s things like Firefly or the Lord of the Rings movies get mentioned we re supposed to believe that nerd pop culture reached a zenith in the 80s and nothing worth geek obsession happened between 1990 and 2040 Sorry but that seems kind of unlikely and the kind of wishful thinking that an aging Gen Xer would write as he pines for his glory days Boundless Tracing Land and Dream in a New Northwest Passage lif. I originally gave this book 3 stars as harmless River Bodies Northampton County #1 lightweight fun but my opinion of it declined as time went by Then after reading Armada I fully realized what a talentless one trick hack that Cline really is so I changed this rating Plus his outraged hardcore fans kept coming on here and telling me that I missed the point since I didn t give it 5 stars so I might as well give them something to really be mad about If you re one of those Cline fans who wants to whine about it in the comments I will just delete it and block youAdventures in Time Mowing After my Criminal lawn mower due to a freak The Alpha Female lightning strike I discovered that I could use it to travel through time Wow where d you come from I m from 2011 Got a time mower and decided to come to the future I Durham A Thousand Years of History and Legend ll spare you the full origin story My name s Kemper I m Wade Watts Welcome to 2044 Thanks I gotta say things are Diva (Flappers, #3) 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So a Fantastic FistMowtown lot of people Ground Zero 3 like me have to know all about the 80s to hunt for the egg How One More Lie leaving already Don t you want toOh my god You said you were from 2011 And you re in your 40s right Well just barely So you actually Bimbo lot better Plus we got to wear flannel That was fun But you got to play the old video games in the actual arcades and you saw the first generation of home computers come out Plus music videos and John Hughes movies and Rubik s Cubes and Michael Jackson s Thriller album and Yeah Wade I The Burning God lived through it all I remember when MTV played music videos and when Eddie Murphy was funny But you re making me sad kid Why Lemme tell you a story Wade About ten years after I got out of high school an old buddy I had stayed in touch with had a birthday bash and invited a bunch of us that used to run around together So we re at his house drinking and playing cards just White Ivy like the old days and catching up and playing Remember when It was a Love & Olives lot of fun but we d been Chasing Lucky listening to hair metal and classic rock all night and at one point I was flipping through the CD s Actual CD s Not downloads Hell I m so old even my post high school stories are dated now Yes Wade real CD s Anyhow I found a new Foo Fighters album and I put it in And this one guy made a face and asked me why I had taken the Guns n Roses out And I said something A Promised Land like the nostalgia had been fun but I needed something from that decade Being completely serious he said that he didn t know how I could Dowry Murder The Imperial Origins of a Cultural Crime listen to that stuff and that he still The Global Resume and CV Guide listened to the same exact music we did in high school He had just replaced his old cassettes with CD s The guy had completely managed to miss grunge and was perfectly happy with the same play These Violent Delights These Violent Delights #1 list in 1998 that he d been Crosskill listening to in 1988 And that was one of the saddest things I ever heard Wade But maybe he just really Hildy and the Cuckoo Clock. liked it too once upon a time And I can still belt out a pretty good version of Relax when Frankie Goes to Hollywood comes on the radio but it was a certain time and place Now it s done I find it depressing that someone of Gen X would want to be stuck there and never moved on to anything new But it got worse after that Wade Because we got older and then the media started catering to us by going for nostalgia trips on everything from trying to remake the Knight Rider TV show to shitty movies Investigations in Medieval Stained Glass (Reading Medieval Sources) like The Transformers and GI Joe to the goddamn Smurfs I m tired of it in 2011 Wade I don t want a new Indiana Jones movie I want the NEXT Indiana Jones But no one is working on that because all of us got obsessed with regurgitating our childhoods over and over That is kind of sad Kemper What s 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DOWNLOAD ↠ Ready Player One De stumbles upon the first clue he finds himself beset by players willing to kill to take this ultimate prize The race is on and if Wade's going to survive he'll have to win and confront the real world he's always been so desperate to escap. WARNING UNPOPULAR OPINION BECAUSE I DIDN T FUCKING LIKE READY PLAYER ONEanyone I saw writing a negative review for this got like abused in their comments BUT Im going for it anyway unmarked spoilers ahead ft appearances from the voices of adele and beyonce sum up Ready Player One in a single word wankyreplace with that 400 page book which used 80s references to condescend people not invested in that culture was incomparably wankyokay I m going to start with the good stuff the worldbuilding around the OASIS and the setting was really good I thought that the way that OASIS was built described and functioned within this world was very well thought out and clever It was definitely something high tech enough to be interesting but also realistic enough to be plausible The setting in 2044 and the way the Earthliving standards are set up are well thought out The other tech industry was a good villain in that I thought their motivations were plausible and the interaction between them and the OASIS made sense The gamers motivations to prevent the Sixers from winning and ruining OASIS were believable and the worldbuilding was intertwined with the motivations of characters which I liked It was reasonably fast paced OG WHAT A GUY HIS NAME IS FUCKING OG THE GREAT AND POWERFUL IM LAUGHINOKAY AND NOW I GET SALTYFirst things first back to my point about it being wanky I KNEW I was coming into this book to get lots of 80s references I was fine with that I was excited for it I wanted the nostalgic feel of Stranger Things because thats what people told me I d get I wanted that homage things I didn t get that What I got instead was a gate keeping attitude in which any personcharacter who didn t have enough knowledge of the 80 s was deemed not smart enough and not cool enough The overabundance of 80s references reached the point of insanity I can t get over this bit when Art3mis orders some drink and Wade is like OH SHE S GETTING THAT BECAUSE IT S THE SAME AS CHARACTER DRINKS SO COOL SHE S WORTHY The 80 s references were so oversaturated I couldn t actually separate them from their characters Like these characters literally WERE 80 s references the whole time it just felt like the author was leaning over me like yeah yeah i know so many references mhhm another one another one YOU THINK I don t have HAHA fooled Have another have ten I know everything there is to know about the 80 s don t test me kid you don t know explicit detail of every spider man comic ever released FAKE FAN FAKE FAN Anyway it was really fucking annoying It should have been a nice throwback to the 80 s not a fucking wank fest in which everyone loses their fucking mind and can t keep it together over pac man But seriously the condescending tone about people who don t LIVE THE EIGHTIES annoyed me so fucking much Right next up characters Wade was so fucking annoying First of all his attitude sucked But that aside his charactersation was just not good His knowledge of the 80 s was just unbelievable He mentions at least a dozen shows that he s watched a dozen or so times now I m struggling to believe he actually had time to watch the amount of shit he has that many times His knowledge was all consuming and it was just unrealistic He has literally no flaws his main flaw he s overweight and a geek boy who can t get girls Well do not worry Welcome to Wade s Biggest Loser Story I spent 4 weeks doing pushups in the morning and now I look like an Abercrombie model You re a geek boy well don t worry you re superior to all those other boys anyway You re a nice boy and anyway beyonce voice who run the world geeks geeks Wade owns 5 fedoras JFGHFJG HE JUS ANNOYED ME SO MUCH ALWAYS BITCHING ABOUT HOW GIRLS FIND HIM WEIRD WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN T LIKE STALK THEM FAM Wade honestly felt like such a self insertwish fulfilment type character He annoyed me so fucking much he was just rude and weird and his obsession with Art3mis wasn t healthy His obsession with Hallidays and OASIS genuinely wasn t healthy The female characters were so ghdh WE DESERVE BETTER Art3mis had potential to be a great character but she was ultimately reduced to a love interest She tried to separate from Wade to focus on the Easter Egg but then he stalks her and she ends up with him Also I found it annoying we were supposed to give Wade Nice Boy Points for thinking her curvy avatar was hot when we ALL KNOW it was the KimK type curvy and SHE LITERALLY IS TINY THIN IRL ANYWAY Aech is so adele voice WE COULD OF HAD IT ALL Representation is NOT real when it s a twist It s so disappointing Aech was a black female lesbian and we didn t get to see that AT ALL We get 1 chapter before she goes back to being a male in the OASIS Urgh it s just annoying I know Ernest Cline was trying to do a oh look you treated this person a certain way thinking they were whitemalestraight now treat them the same when u know they re blackfemalegay BUT IT WOULD HAVE JUST BEEN WAY BETTER IF WADES BEST FRIEND WAS REPRESENTED AS A GAY BLACK GIRL You can t even say this is a diverse book because thats a spoiler urrhtgtjhgkjalso fml because Kira is also the reason Og and Halliday stopped being friends like why do they only exist for male relationships angst urghThe main evil guy in the evil corporation who s name I can t remember was so plain He was such a stock villain and he just died Deus ex Machina Can t pass a level Don t worry I will magically whip some obscure knowledge out my ass to save the day Party got crushed by a sinister army lucky some guy at this party happens to be able to fight them with unbelievable rule defying levels of power don t have somewhere to stay NO WORRIES a random billionaire is gonna show up in a space thats supposed to be barred to all characters to offer you sanctuary didn t the rules of this universe establish this was a private chat room yeah they did but turns out there s this other rule where thats not true SURPRISE Died Well no worries Turns out you re the first person in history to get a FREE LIFEit annoyed me how convenient some plot points wereOTHER STUFF I JUST DIDN T LIKE There is a bit when a character calls paraplegic people repulsive YOU CAN T GO FROM OBESE TO MUSCULAR IN 8 WEEKS FROM DOING 20 MINUTE EXERCISES ACTUALLY FUCK OFF IDK WHY THIS ANNOYED ME SO MUCH BUT IT DID the fact he s called Wade like Wade Wilson it says alot tbh stalking stalking stalking the fact I had to read an entire chapter of Wade talking about the sex he had with a doll and masturbating and how it s like THE COOLEST BOY THING EVER TOO MUCH detail it felt like a slog I was skimming entire pages of irrelevent detail about exactly what model of haptic suit Wade decided to buy that daySo yeah overall I just didn t have a good time with this book it was just so obnoxious and annoying I couldn t get into it at all lmfao worst hype ever aaaaanddddd

  • Hardcover
  • 374
  • Ready Player One
  • Ernest Cline
  • English
  • 07 May 2017
  • 9780307887436