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Flann O'Brien à 9 CHARACTERS CHARACTERS Æ The Third Policeman The Third Policeman is Flann O'Brien's brilliantly dark comic novel about the nature of time death and existence Told by a narrator who has committed a botched robbery and brutal murder the novel follows him and his adventures in a two This review has been removed by the Conformity Police According to our legal advisers the review matches the forbidden category of non review in all relevant aspects and has therefore been placed in review detention The definition of a non review is one that is not in conformity i e departs from the accepted form in some legal or moral manner For a guide to conformity see Footnote 1 Non reviews interfere with their books in what we consider to be highly suspect ways They lift their layers and peer into their intimate places in a lascivious manner They fiddle with the inner workings of books and remove entire sections with the aim of remodeling them to suit various illicit purposes Such 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Flann O'Brien à 9 CHARACTERS CHARACTERS Æ The Third Policeman View that the earth is not round but sausage shaped With the help of his newly found soul named Joe he grapples with the riddles and contradictions that three eccentric policeman present to himThe last of O'Brien's novels to be publishe The Third Policeman is a fantastic work of imaginative fictional wonder that by the end somehow manages to become a bit exasperating in all its fantastic imaginative wonderfulness Each chapter by itself is a kind of magical and mind bending set piece illustrating baffling physical and metaphysical conundrums paradoxes absurdities and improbabilities but this is perhaps a situation where the pieces are greater than the whole a standout example is MacCruiskeen s ever diminutive reproductions of boxes falling away into the invisibly miniscule a wonderful metaphor for the metafictive act Though I was growing a bit impatient with its fireworks and blazing word thought comets toward the end I believe this book still points the way toward Flann O Brien being some kind of mad genius of wordsmithery and it inhabits a similar kind of position as At Swim Two Birds being a book both hilarious and deeply unsettling Where it succeeds is in creating a universe parallel to our own where the imagination is unbounded where physical laws are at the mercy of the whims of the mind where possibility is not limited by the inconveniently impossible Did someone say the world of fiction itself Well if so writing is hell Highly recommended highly enjoyed but just did not give me the full body readgasm I got from O Brien s first novel Let me reiterate this Irishman is a magician of the highest order and is not to be ignored

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Flann O'Brien à 9 CHARACTERS CHARACTERS Æ The Third Policeman Dimensional police station where through the theories of the scientistphilosopher de Selby he is introduced to Atomic Theory and its relation to bicycles the existence of eternity which turns out to be just down the road and de Selby's The Third Policeman Flann O BrienThe Third Policeman is a novel by Irish writer Brian O Nolan writing under the pseudonym Flann O Brien It was written between 1939 and 1940 but after it initially failed to find a publisher the author withdrew the manuscript from circulation and claimed he had lost it The book remained unpublished at the time of his death in 1966 It was published by MacGibbon Kee in 1967 2012 1390 256 9786002290144 20


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